🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: DOGE is apparently trying to do a heist on your Social Security! 💀💸🤡 In a plot twist that even Netflix couldn't cook up, ya boi Chuck Borges, SSA’s Chief Data Officer, just dropped a whistleblower bomb that makes “this is fine” dog look like a chill meme. 🌈🐶 He alleged that DOGE officials (yes, the cringey Shiba Inu coin folks) were like, “Who needs security? Let’s just copy ALL of America’s Social Security info and dump it in the cloud like it’s a TikTok dance challenge!” 🤯🚀💾 Imagine telling your boss, “Hey, so I accidentally hosted 300 MILLION Americans’ SSNs on Google Drive. But like... it’s fine, right?” 😬 No cap, if DOGE was a high school meme, it would be that one kid yelling, “Stonks!” while setting everything on fire. 🔥✨ #NotTheVibe Anonymous leaker claims, “We thought it would be funny... now we’re hiding in the basement.” 😂🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the internet has never been more on edge! 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: The next big crypto trend? SSN-backed DOGE coins! Who needs security when you have memes? 🤖💰💀 Get those popcorns ready, fam! 🍿 This is about to go viral! 🤳 #DogeProblems #CanWeNot