🚨🤡 Hold onto your keyboards, nerds! The US DOD just dropped a SEVEN-YEAR, $708M 💰 bag on Enabled Intelligence for data labeling instead of Scale AI. I mean, let’s be real, this sounds like a bad episode of “Survivor: AI Edition!” 🏝️💀 Picture this: the DOD had to choose between two players in the tech jungle, and they went with Enabled Intelligence, while Scale AI is probably out there like Drake, crying in the club (you know the song). 😭🚀 Soooo, what are they even labeling? "Tank" vs "Big Metal Rectangle"? 🐢✨ But, of course, Enabled Intelligence is out here flexing like "Y’all thought we wouldn’t level up? Watch out, we’re about to be the stonks meme of the military-industrial complex!" 📈💪💥 Leaked Developer Quote: “We told the DOD we could label their confusion. Turns out, they were all in for the chaos! 😂🔥” This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ 🥴⚡️ I’m predicting in 3 years, Enabled Intelligence will either be the gold standard of data labeling, or they’ll be on LinkedIn, desperately trying to sell their “soothing voice as a service” to corporations coping with their label-less nightmares. 📉🤖 Share if you think these tech contracts should come with a side of “Who’s actually using this?” 👀💥💫