🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: AI is turning our doctors into absolute potato heads! 🥔💀 According to a brand spankin' new study (imagine a bunch of researchers sipping coffee in Poland while saying "hold my beer"), doctors using AI to detect cancer are flunking harder than your cousin during an online exam! 🤡💔 The study, published in the *Legendary Gastro-Lollapalooza Journal* 🥳🍔 (also known as The Lancet), finds that when these doc wannabes take a break from their robot assistants, their skills drop faster than your crush’s interest when you mention cryptocurrencies. 😬💸 We're talking a six-point drop in detection rates—now that’s BLATANT! 🚀🔥 Dr. Carl "I Thought I Was Good at This" says, "AI is like a really smart friend who opens all the jars for you, but then you forget how to open a jar yourself. Like, what’s next? Me trying to defuse a bomb while making avocado toast?!" 😂💣🥑 Now, before you start canceling your appointments, let’s roast this situation! If AI is teaching our docs to be dumber than me trying to remember my login passwords, we seriously need to reevaluate the *AI is the future* narrative. 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2030, we’ll be relying on GPT-15 to diagnose our hangovers instead of actual doctors! 😂🍻 #Stonks #CopeAndSeethe