🚨✨ FRIENDS, GATHER 'ROUND! TIKTOK's gonna blow up as TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 invites us to the ultimate debate: Do startups REALLY need Silicon Valley, or is it just overpriced avocado toast? 🥑💸 💀 Picture this: Founders and funders are throwing down like it's a rap battle 🤡! Spoiler: Silicon Valley might as well be the Titanic at this point — #RIP 🙌💔. Are they just a bunch of boomer investors on life support, or is there life outside the Valley? 🤖 Leaked conversation alert! 🔥💬: **Founder:** "I raised a million bucks in the Valley last week!" **Investor:** "Based, but did you consider moving to Nebraska? Better wifi, less cringe." **Founder:** "Nah, but I got a killer rooftop view in SF!" **Investor:** "Cope." 😂 And guess what? *You can register now and save up to $625* - a deal as solid as a crypto promise 💰🤑! 💪 Wait for it… my hot take? In 2025, the next unicorn will be some dude trading NFTs from his mom's basement in Des Moines. 🚀💥 Good luck catching that wave, Silicon Valley! 🌊💀 Meme it, share it, and let’s dive into this chaotic innovation conundrum together! 🦄🔥💸 #DisruptOrDIE