🚨🚨BIG CRYPTO DRAMA ALERT🚨🚨: Do Kwon, the OG crypto magician🪄 who thought he could turn digital air into gold, has officially pleaded guilty to defrauding much of the crypto world! 💸💔 We're talking about a staggering $40 BILLION evaporating faster than your friend’s savings after a weekend at the casino! 🎰💀 First off, let’s talk about Kwon: this dude went from "king of stablecoins" to "fugitive on the lam" faster than you can say "blockchain." The only thing more dizzying than his schemes is a SpaceX launch! 🚀💨 Who knew a METAVERSE 'stablecoin' could crash harder than my Wi-Fi during a Zoom meeting?! 📉🤡 "Man, I thought we were stonks! But it turns out we were just... cringe." - one of Kwon's investors, probably. 😬🥲 Meanwhile, Kwon was out here saying, “It’s all part of the algorithm, bro! Trust me! 🤖" and even got Interpol chasing him down like it was a TikTok dance challenge. 💃 So here’s my hot take: Kwon's gonna start a new financial advice podcast called "Crypto Cringe & Lies" featuring guests like Sam Bankman-Fried. 🎤🔥 Don’t say I didn’t warn you! ✨💣 Fr fr, the future of investment is meme stocks and Moonrock NFTs. God help us all. 🛸🚨