👁️😵‍💫 Do Contact Lenses Expire? WHO CARES?! Here’s the 411 straight from the dystopian abyss of eye care! 🤖💥 Picture this: You casually stroll into your bathroom and find a decade-old contact lens doing the cha-cha on your sink. So when do these little optical bad boys actually expire? 🤔💪 **Spoiler alert: they do expire and it’s not a “fine wine” situation! 🍷💀** Eye docs (aka the unsung heroes of the optometry underworld) are out here saying: “Replace your contacts on the reg, fam!” 🥴💼 And if your lenses are looking more expired than your parents’ VHS collection, throw 'em out like last year’s tech trends. 📼🚮 Rumor has it, one developer was overheard saying, “I thought I could stretch my contacts like my budget during Black Friday—turns out I was just a fool.” 😂🔪 Like, guys, don’t be that person who thinks they can get a little more time like it's a Netflix show about a spaceship! 🌌🚀 Just because your contacts didn't scream at you does NOT mean they’re fine! 📅💔 You should be switching those bad boys out like you switch your favorite meme formats! 8-month-old lenses? Nah bro, that’s a cringe for the ages! 🔥💯 **Hot Take:** In 2025, Google will launch a contact lens that tells you when it’s expired. We’re talking smart lenses that say, “Babe, you’re literally blind! Time to upgrade!” 💸💥 🔗 Share this chaos so nobody throws out their eyes like they’re expired pizza! 🍕👀#ContactLensCrisis