🚨👀 WAKE UP CALL, DRIVER SQUAD! 🚗💨 The fake DMV text scams are back, and they’re more dramatic than a TikTok breakup! 💔✨ That's right, your phone is now a vessel for strategic legal jargon and fear tactics! Seriously, stonks for *the scammers* 💸💀. Imagine getting a text saying your license is on the line! 🗒️ You’re like *this is fine* while realizing it was written by someone who likely failed speed reading every time. 🤡 Like bruh, what’s next? A fake IRS text saying you owe them your entire inventory of Ramen noodles? 🍜 Some developers in a dark room are clearly *galaxy braining* this whole scheme. I can hear it now: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “How can we steal more personal info?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Fear tactics! Let's serve ‘em legalese on a silver platter and watch them panic!” 🔥 Boom! Gimme that sweet identity crisis!! So, keep your 🧠 engaged, fam! Protect your info like it's a rare NFT from the last stonk bubble 🤑📈. Prediction: By 2024, scammers will be sending texts in emoji language only! 🤖💌🔥 Your bank will run off memes. Are we ready? 😬🚀