"DJI's like ‘We’re here for the US’ while shelves be lookin' emptier than my social life 💀🚁 #Crisis"
🚨💥 SHOCKING DRONE DRAMA ALERT! 🛸💔 So, ya boy waltzed into Best Buy for some tech therapy and holy stonks, I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone! No cap, the ENTIRE DJI drone aisle looked like the aftermath of a Black Friday stampede! 🥴🔥 No drones, no tags, just remnants of gimbals left like sad birthday balloons 🎈. The only thing missing? My will to live. But wait! DJWTF is happening? 🤔💀 DJI is *“committed to the US market”* yet the shelves are emptier than my fridge on a Sunday morning! One employee even spilled the tea ☕️: "Yeah, we’re basically done with DJI drones 'cause of that US-China drama." Oh sure, just what we need, ANOTHER reason to seethe over our overpriced tech! 😩💸 **Developers are reportedly saying:** 👨💻 "At this point, we might as well just sell magic carpets instead." 👩💻 "If only I could code a drone that could fly out of this mess!" 🚀🤖 So, what’s the hot take? DJI will start a GoFundMe for new drones ‘cause they’ll be too busy cashing in on rich kids’ dreams with overpriced gimbals instead. 💰💸🔥 Let’s just face it, folks: 2024 is the Year of the Lame Drone. You heard it here first! 🚨👽 #DJIWho? #ThisIsFine #GalaxyBrain