🚨🎥 DANGER ZONE ALERT! DJI JUST DROPPED A 360 CAM THAT SKYDADDLES OUT OF YOUR REACH! 🚀🤡 Attention all meme lords and wannabe Spielberg's! DJI is flexing with their new Osmo 360 camera, but guess what? You can’t have it. 😭💔 It’s the hottest new tech that’s “currently not available in the US,” aka the ultimate “I’m not mad, just disappointed” moment, ya feel me? *Drake pointing* NO CAP, it has 1-inch sensors flexing on 8K video at 50fps and 120-megapixel photos. That's more pixels than my social life! 😂💀 Sure, Insta360 is sitting pretty in the 360 throne, while GoPro's Max is like that one friend who refuses to update their wardrobe – still rocking it but sooooo last season. 🦚🔥 Leaked quote from a DJI dev: "We're just trying to keep the hype train rolling! 🚂💨 You can't have it yet, but you can *think* about having it, right? 🤷‍♂️" So, am I bitter? Yes. Do I have a hoot and a half imagining all the TikTok comparisons between DJI and Insta360? Absolutely.💰✨ So here’s my hot take: This camera’s only going to drop in the US when they finally realize that 360 selfies and double chin trends are the future and we all need to cope with that reality! Watch out, next year will be *crazy* – prepare for a meme pandemic! 🤬🌍💥 #ThisIsFine #360sForDays