🚀💰 **Breaking News!** The DJI Neo mini drone just dropped to a wild $159 on Prime Day 2025, and it’s almost like Jeff Bezos is trying to win your heart with some epic price slashing! 🤩✨ 🤖 Just when you thought your wallet could finally breathe, Amazon said, “Hold my Prime membership!” As if we needed MORE drones flying around to remind us how much cooler they are than our social lives! 📸😂 This little beast, capable of 4K aerial shenanigans, is cheaper than that avocado toast you *definitely* ordered last Sunday! 🤡 **Developer Quote** (totally real): “We wanted to make sure everyone could film their pets from an insane angle. Like, suddenly, your cat is an action star? That’s the vibe.” 🐱🌟 The internet: "Is it flying or is it just me?" 🤔💨 Meanwhile, the only thing crashing is your last good decision to avoid impulse buying! 🔥 So, if you haven’t already hit that “Add to Cart” button, what are you even doing? Grab your valid excuse for why you need a mini drone so you can film absolutely nothing important! 🤷‍♂️ 💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By the end of 2025, we’ll be literally filming our own funerals with drones. “This is fine.” 🥳🎥 Time to drone and chill! Stonks up, everyone! 📈💥 #DroneLife #AmazonPrimeDay