🚨💔🚁 BREAKING: DJI’s Neo 2 selfie drone drops globally, but if you’re in the US... 🤷‍♂️ GOOD LUCK! It’s like the stonks meme, but the only thing you’re investing in is your disappointment. 📉💀 Here’s the tea ☕: this little flying guy is packing some spicy upgrades – they threw in lidar for obstacle avoidance (so you don’t drone into a tree, I guess 🌳😅) and gesture controls, which we all know will result in more finger-pointing than a high school drama. “Look, I can control my drone with my HANDS, mom! I’m tech-savvy!” 🙌🤖 But wait! You’re in the US? 🙈 Sorry, fam! You get none of that. The US market is like Drake, all heart emojis until it’s time to launch drones, where it goes full meme mode: “Nah, I’m good.” 😂 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just couldn’t fit that in the budget after the last three recalls. Cope harder, America!” 🥲💸 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The Neo 2 will be used to deliver hot takes on TikTok, but only after US citizens turn to their backyard BB guns as a workaround. “Watch this drone crash and burn while I yell, ‘This is fine!’” 😂👀 Buckle up, world! 🌍🚀