🚨💥 BREAKING: Get ready for the hottest energy source since fire was invented - Exowatt is cooking up a storm with hot rocks! 🔥🔥 Yes, you heard right! Sam Altman's new brainchild is here, and it's not just hot air - it's literally HOT ROCKS! 💎🌋 These pebbles are ready to *power* AI data centers at a non-existent price of 1 CENT per kWh! 🤑💰💡 Meanwhile, Elon is in a corner seething like this is fine. ☕🔥 (while charging you like $10 per kWh for his moon batteries) 🪐🚀 Word on the street (aka my basement) is that Exowatt plans to whip out **1 MILLION** of these bad boys per year! 📅💪 "Dude, it's just like getting hot rocks for your overpriced coffee," said some dev who totally exists. "But like, we can *actually* save the planet... maybe?" 🌍💭 Drake is like: "Hot rocks? Nah, I'm still investing in NFTs." 🤦‍♂️ Fr fr, there's no stopping this chaotic energy revolution, though! 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: in 5 years, you’ll be using Exowatt’s geothermal energy while simultaneously scrolling through your AI-generated TikToks of cats fighting with lasers! 🐱🔫💫 Keep your eyes peeled, because this is about to get REAL spicy! 🌶️🤪💥 #Stonks #RockOn!