🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE PHOTON SPHERE 🚨🚨 DJI just dropped the Osmo Action 6, and the only action happening is your jaw hitting the floor from *all* the sudden excitement…😴💤 Kidding, if you woke up for this one, you might want to check your pulse! 💀 This bad boy has an adjustable aperture—wow, groundbreaking, right? 😒💡 It’s like if your college roommate finally figured out how to boil water, but with *science*. DJI said, “We could’ve given you a completely different design, but nah, let’s slap on some bells and whistles to the same old cam!” 🤡💔 Oh, and if you’re in the U.S., sorry not sorry, but you’ll have to watch everyone else flex with their crispy low-light shots while you’re stuck in normal mode. Cope harder, fam! 😤🚫 Pricing breakdown: 2,998 yuan = $422 = *too much for my bank account* 💸💔 But here’s the kicker—it’s also available in Europe, UK, and Japan. You've gotta love a brand that truly gets that global economy, but in the U.S.? Nope, we’re still busy arguing about pineapple on pizza 🍕❌. “DJI Developer 1: ‘Every time we announce something, my mom thinks I’m inventing a time machine.’” Here’s the REAL tea: next, they’ll introduce a camera that retouches selfies directly in the lens. 💅✨ Unhinged prediction: in 2025, DJI will launch the Osmo Action 69—fully sentient, and it'll be doing your taxes while capturing UFOs in *4K* 🤖👽. Mark my words!