🔥🌀 STOP THE PRESSES! DJI just dropped a 360-degree camera that can capture 8K video for TWO HOURS! 💥💥 It's like they strapped a GoPro on a rollercoaster and let it go full-on Cinema Paradiso! 🎢🍿 But wait—what does ZDNET “recommends” even mean? 🤔 I thought this was a tech site, not a Yelp for gadgets! They must have thrown a bunch of numbers in a blender and called it a day. “We gathered data from the best sources,” they said... WHAT SOURCES? A magic 8-ball? 🪄🔮 💔 Customer reviews? Yeah, ‘real people’ say it’s “perfect for capturing life’s moments,” while I’m just here like “Can it capture my existential dread?” 🤷‍♂️💀 Cue the stonks meme, because I’m about to invest ALL of my non-existent savings into this bad boy! 💰📈💸 Oh, and if this thing doesn’t have at least ONE filter to make my life look like a Pixar movie, I’m suing. 🤠🚀 💬 *Leaked Developer Quotes:* “Bro, we thought 8K was just a fancy way of saying 'more pixels for your nightmares.'” - Anonymous DJI Engineer 💻🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing 360-degree glasses for 'real life' experiences. Get ready for an era of serious *virtual cringe*! 😱 This is fine...🔥💥