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"DJI dropping e-bikes in the U.S. 💸💨 Hope your wallet's ready for this glow-up! #RIP"

July 30, 2025
14 days ago
Mashable
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🚴‍♂️💨 BREAKING: DJI is trading in its drone sticks for bike pedals! They’re hitting the U.S. with not one, but TWO new e-bikes: the Amflow PL Carbon and the Carbon Pro! 🎉🔥 But hold up – they’re gonna cost you more than your last 3 therapy sessions combined! 💰💀 Why bother flying high when you can FLY LOW with *carbon fiber*? 😏💫 "These bikes are so light, they might just float away like your dreams," a leaked source from DJI said while sobbing over a half-eaten sandwich. 🥪💔 Drake was seen pointing at the price tag with the expression of... “This is fine.” 🤨🙃 Meanwhile, the internet is coping harder than your boomer uncle when he sees how much V-Bucks Fortnite costs! #NoCap Let’s be real – if you *thought* drone crashes were cringe, wait till you see someone fall off a $3k e-bike! 🤡🚀💥 In conclusion, don't just buy these e-bikes – invest in a life alert device first! 🤖😂 🔥🚀 Hot take: In 2025, DJI will launch e-skateboards that literally carry you to Mars and have a subscription fee of your first-born child. Mark my words! 😱🌌 #Stonks

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#DJI#e-bikes#consumer electronics#transportation#innovation
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