🚨🚀💥 **DJI: JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO MOP THE FLOOR** 💥🚀🚨 Hold on to your brooms, fam! 🧹😱 DJI—yes, the drone peeps who give you cinematic shots of your dog running away—are dropping a robot vacuum! Like, broooo, did I sign up for a *drone* or a *room-cleaning overlord*? 🤖💀 So here's the tea: 🫖 This vacuum is rumored to launch in August. So basically, get ready for your floors to be scrubbed by a little flying robot that probably has better Wi-Fi than your whole house. 🤡💰💨 Imagine your dusty hallway getting schooled by a quadcopter that’s secretly judging your life choices. “You still using that ancient broom? LMAO” And let’s be real, their marketing team is probably out here saying “Stonks!” while the vacuum quietly maps out your house like it’s planning a heist. 🤑📈 *Leaked developer quote*: “We understood our users wanted a robot to take over their floors. Turns out they meant *sweeping*, not *spy on their TikTok habits*.” 😂😅 🔥🔥 Brace yourselves, because this vacuum is gonna revolutionize floor-cleaning and probably overthrow humanity while it's at it! My prediction? This robot vacuum will end up as your new best friend or the subject of another *This is fine* meme when it starts launching itself off counter-tops. 🔥💥👀 #RobotRevolution2023