⚠️📣 BREAKING: DJWhoops! DJI’s New Mini Drone is Here – But You Can’t Have It! 😭💔 Hold onto your wallets, fam, because DJI just dropped a combo of cute and chaos with the Mini 5 Pro 🚁✨ - it’s like the "Baby Yoda" of drones, but guess what? YOU CAN’T BUY IT! 🤡💸 This little guy is ready to capture your most *epic* TikTok fails, but the only thing it’s capturing in the U.S. is *heartbreak* because they’re saying “No, thanks” to our dollars and “See ya never” to online orders. 🤷‍♂️🦅 **Leaked Developer Quote Alert!** 💬 “We thought about selling it in the U.S., but then we heard they do BBQ and we're just scared, okay?!” 🍗 But fr fr, this drone is packing mad tech — it’s basically the Thanos of drones: powerful, compact, and ready to snap your wallet in half! 🥴💥 I mean, who needs a drone for actual flying when you can just watch the stonks go down as you refresh the "buy" button? 📉😱 So get ready for a new wave of influencers with this bad boy… just don’t expect to see them in the States. It’ll just be memes of “This is Fine” as we gaze up at the skies full of *foreign* drones. 🚀 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2026, we’ll all be using drones just to deliver our social anxieties. Don’t @ me. 💅🤖