🔥🚁 **BREAKING: DJI Drones May Vanish Like My Hopes for 2023!** 🚁🔥 So, if you *thought* 2020 was spicy, buckle up, fam! The FAA just decided to pull a **retroactive** “hold my beer” and ban DJI drones like they’re a bunch of clingy exes! 🥴 It’s been a wild ride since they got on that “Department of Commerce Entity List”—and lemme tell ya, it ain’t just a group chat you want to be a part of! 💀🤡 Our beloved flying robots, like the Mini 4 Pro and Avata 2, could soon be ghosts in the US. 👻🎮 Rumor has it, a leaked memo from a stressed-out developer reads: **“If we can’t sell 'em, we might as well add a ‘Drone to the Moon’ feature!”** 🚀🌑 I mean, don’t we *all* like to escape our problems? 😭💔 The *feds* are saying no cap that these drones could be spying on us harder than your mom when you don’t come home on time. 🔍👀 And they might even yank your beloved drone even after you *cop* it! This genuinely feels like a scene from a horror movie: *“This Is Fine” as the US bans your new flying buddy.* 🥵 💥🔥 CRUNCH TIME! Prediction: In the near future, *all drones* will come with mandatory “please don’t arrest me” stickers! Based? Or cringe? You decide! 🤔💰💸 #Stonks #DJIDoomsday #MemeItToWinIt