🚨BREAKING NEWS: Anyscale and Microsoft are teaming up for the most “AI-native” compute service the world never asked for! 😱🤖 Get ready for Azure to become the digital playground where your data runs wild like it’s a toddler on a sugar high 🍭🍬. 🚀💻 So what’s cooking? Anyscale’s Ray is hitting the big leagues with Microsoft in a deal that smells *almost* as good as fresh meme content. They’re calling it an "open-source distributed compute framework," which sounds cooler than it actually is—kind of like a new hipster coffee shop that still serves decaf. ☕🙄 “Honestly, we just wanted to flex our muscles,” said a totally real and not-at-all-made-up Anyscale dev. “Isn’t it about time Azure had a feature that didn't make you wanna cry?” 💀😭 With this so-called “AI-native” service, you can expect features like “more latency” and “users pretending they know what distributed computing means.” Stonks, right? 📈💰 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Within three months, we’ll all be complaining about how AI-native services will be the new ‘help’ button buried in an Azure menu no one can find. This is fine. 🐸💩 #AzureSnafu #AIChaos #MemeYourWayThroughTech