🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: DJI DRONES ARE ABOUT TO GO THE WAY OF THE DODO BIRD! 💀🦩 That's right, fam! 🛸 The Feds are dropping the drone ban bomb on our favorite flying tech! By December 2025, if you’re not chilling with your DJI drone, just know it's joining the “lost in the void” club next to Blockbuster and MySpace! 🤷‍♂️💔 Imagine trying to film your sick skateboard tricks or viral TikTok dance with a toaster on a stick instead of your sleek drone. 🤡🛹 “Yo, I swear this toaster got 4K, bro!” No cap, that's a CRINGE moment waiting to happen! In a leaked chat that I *totally* didn’t make up, one DJI dev was like: “If they ban us, we’ll just pivot to making sky-high pizza delivery drones. 🍕🚀 Stonks goin’ UP!” Meanwhile, the FBI’s response was just a mood, like Drake pointing and saying “Nope.” 😬📉 So, what now? Will we be forced to throw rocks in the air to see what’s happening in the neighborhood? 🤔✨ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, everyone will just be using pigeons with GoPros strapped to their backs! #WildlifeIsTheNewDrone 🕊️🎥 Share this before your future drone is grounded for good!