🚨🛩️ Buckle up, fam! The FCC just decided they wanna play God with your drones! 💀💼 Bye-bye, DJI drones?! YIKES! Here’s the tea: The Federal Communications Commission (yes, the folks who made your internet slower 🥴) just got superpowers to retroactively ban any gadget if they think it’s a national security risk. So basically, your killer drone photos of the beach could be a red flag for the feds. 🔴🛑 IMAGINARY QUOTE ALERT: 💬 “Yeah, man, we just thought we’d give them the power to ban, like, everything! It’s fine, right?” - Some FCC intern, probably. Now, DJI, the reigning monarch of drone selfies 😍📸, might just find itself on the FCC’s naughty list. Stonks for DJI? 👎 Nope! More like STONKS CRASH! 🚫📉 Remember the "This is fine" dog meme? Yeah, that’s DJI right now. 🔥🔥 Are we about to witness the end of drone TikTok dances? 🤖💔 Hot take: If the government *really* wanted to make waves, they’d ban those inflatable lawn flamingos instead. But nah, let’s just ruin our photo op, right? I give it a week before DJI drops a sad, “We’re still here, guys!” video while secretly crying. 😂📅 Share this chaos! ✌️✨