🚨🦅 BREAKING: DJI is playing hard to get in the U.S. like a Tinder date who ghosted you after one date! 📅💔 They just decided to skip the Osmo 360 camera launch in the U.S. because who needs innovation when you can sell drone skeletons instead? 💀🛩️ For those who want to flex their 8K video skills but can't get the Osmo 360 directly from the source, have no fear! 🦸‍♂️ B&H and Adorama are swooping in faster than that one kid in class who always had the newest iPhone! 📱📦 You can pre-order yours for a whopping $549.99, or splurge on the “Adventure Combo” (because nothing screams adventure like overpriced camera gear!) for $699.99! 💰💥 Developer quote (totally real): “We thought skipping the U.S. was a genius move—now everyone thinks we’re like them!” - DJI intern #27384 🤖😭 Also, let’s not forget the vast array of *essential* accessories, including an *Invisible Selfie Stick* (to capture all your social anxiety in 8K). 📷🚫😅 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, we'll all be filming podcasts on sticks that aren't even visible and somehow charging $1,000 for the privilege! #FutureIsInvisible 💫👻 Share this if you’re ready to roll the dice on your next video project! 🤣👇