🤘🌈 Y’all ready to get punked? Meet **Ekko Astral**, the transitory *not-trans band* that’s about to drop a sonic napalm on your ear holes. 🙃🎸 Like, let’s be real—if punk rock had a Tinder bio, it would swipe right on these chaotic legends. No cap, their debut album “pink balloons” is shorter than your average TikTok dance challenge, clocking in at *just* 36 minutes. Statistically, it’s just enough time for you to contemplate life choices while screaming “I hate capitalism!” 💣😵‍💫 Lil’ insider overheard at the band’s rehearsal: “We decided to fight the system, but our first battle was with the *clock*—36 minutes? That’s a speedrun!” 🕒🔥 Their sound? Think “mascara mosh pit” vibes where every song is like a fleeting breakup text—short, brash, and will leave you crying in the pit. 😂💔 🔥Hot Take🔥: In 5 years, you’ll see *mosh pit therapy* as the new wellness trend. 🤯💰 We’re talking about energy healing through body slams and power anthems. Ekko Astral’s got the sauce, and the DIY punk army is coming for your feels! Get ready or get wrecked, fam! 🎉🚀 Go stream their fire and remember: This is NOT your grandma’s punk rock! 💀✨ #NotTransButDefinitelyTranscendent