🚨 HACKER ALERT! 🚨💀 This dude just pulled a Wile E. Coyote and made his own AirTag with a RASPBERRY PI! 🍓⚡️💻 You know, that little bouncy fruit we pretend to know how to code with? Yeah, the one that’s usually just sitting in your drawer collecting dust like it’s the relic of a failed 2018 startup 🚀💔. So here's how it went down: 🤔 *“I wanted to track my cat’s escapades, but Apple wanted me to sign my life away! So I chopped up some code and SHAZAM - DIY AirTag vibes!”* — *actual quote from the tech wizard in the basement* 🔥😂. Like bro, if you can make a tracker and adjust your Wi-Fi settings, you ARE the tech overlord now. 🦾🔥 And let’s not forget ZDNET throwing around “Recommends” like confetti at a cringe-worthy wedding 🥳💍. What does that even MEAN? Is that just code for “We tested it and we survived”? Honestly, WHY have AirTags when you can flex your newfound coder skills? This is peak *"I'm a programmer!"* energy - and if it catches on, I’m 100% convinced we’ll start seeing Raspberry Pi AirTags on Etsy for $199.99. Stonks? More like STONKS 💰🤡. 🔥🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, all cats will be equipped with bespoke Raspberry Pi trackers, and pigeons will unionize against the trackers, causing a tech apocalypse. Remember, you heard it here first! 🕊️💥