🚨🔥📺💻 ATTENTION, TECH HOARDERS! 💻📺🔥🚨 Are your corners filled with dusty relics that haven’t seen the light of day since your mom told you to "put it away"? 🤡💀 We’re talking about those archaic monitors and laptops that belong in a tech museum, not your living room! According to a groundbreaking, life-altering survey from CNET (y’all already know it ain’t the news we needed, but the news we deserved), 31% of US adults are still clutching onto these ancient gadgets like Gollum with the One Ring. 🥴💍 I get it, it’s hard to let go—especially when it’s been so long since you last powered it on, you’re pretty sure it’s now a time machine. 🚀👾 And if you're like the 19% that says, "But what if I need it someday?"—bro, you're just coping harder than my wifi at 3 am when I’m gaming. This is fine... OR IS IT?! 🥵🔥 **BREAKING: Leaked convo from a developer:** 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Do people REALLY keep that old printer?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Only if they want to be haunted by the ghost of tech past!" 👻💀 So here's the deal: DITCH THAT OLD TECH and reclaim your space like it's Black Friday sale time! 💰🛒 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: **In 2025, we’ll have a “remake” of Black Mirror starring your old laptops, with plot twists that make us all throw our tech in the ocean.** 🌊💔 Hit that share button if you're ready to launch your tech into the SUN! ☀️🚀