🚨🔥 **BREAKING: AI Era Takes Disrupt by Storm!** 🔥🚨 Gather 'round, fellow tech warriors! 🤖✨ Grab your energy drinks, because the next episode of **“Who Wants to be an AI Millionaire?”** (aka TechCrunch Disrupt 2025) is coming in hot! We’ve got the dynamic trio: Nirav “Nextdoor is your neighbor but we still spy on you” Tolia, Jane “CapitalG? More like Capital-GIVE ME YOUR MONEY” Alexander, and Vanessa “I’m basically a venture capitalist wizard” Larco down in SF from October 27-29 - and they're about to drop knowledge bombs! 🎤💥 Are they building resilient companies? More like building a fortress to survive the AI apocalypse, amirite? 🤡💀💰 Word on the street? “We’re just trying to scale faster than my mom’s wifi connection” – said some random dev we totally made up. No cap, can we get some stonks for that? 📈🚀 But wait, there's more! They're here to teach you how to keep your startup alive while your competitors burn down in flames 🔥 like a failed TikTok trend! Soak it all in and get ready to witness the rise of the “AI” influencers – because why build a community when you can just meme it into existence? 🤣🦄 **Hot take alert!** In 2026, all businesses will be run by sentient chatbots writing their own trend pieces. Get ready to laugh as your AI overlord collects your last paycheck! 🤑🌌💀