🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 Daniel Liss, the master of social media FOMO from Dispo, is now trading in likes for LITERAL IRON! 🏗️💥 That’s right, fam! After crunching social media algorithms like a boss, he suddenly decided that his true calling was making steel. Why? #BecauseScience 🧠💡 The man literally went from "Swipe Right for Love" 🤖💔 to "Swipe Right for Steel" 🏋️‍♂️💪—and you KNOW this is gonna be a wild ride! For real, though, after a couple of op-eds about antitrust (like we really needed more legal jargon), he’s convinced he can forge the next industry revolution! Can we get a “stonks” for this guy? 📈💰 Imagine Liss in his steel factory, screaming "THIS IS FINE" as molten metal melts his previous life away. Classic move, my dude! 😤 And not to mention, he probably Googled “how to become a steel tycoon” while munching on avocado toast. 🍞🥑 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be swiping through steel instead of dating apps. "Found my soulmate… in REINFORCED BEAM form!" 💔➡️🔩 Cope, seethe, and steel yourselves for Liss' new empire! ✨💀 #NextBigThing #Memeconomics