🚨🎬 *BREAKING NEWS: DISNEY JUST RIPPED OFF THE HULU BANDAID! 🍩💔* In a plot twist that even Marvel couldn't script, Disney announced they’re shoving the standalone Hulu app into the metaphorical Disney vault of forgotten things—right next to your dreams of having an original thought while scrolling TikTok. 😱💀💭 *“But wait!”* says that one guy in the back, “What about my cringe-comedy specials and reality TV trash??” 🤡💩 Well, gather 'round, fam, because Disney's like, “Nah, we’re expanding our *'Disney+ We Own All Your Streaming Dreams'* empire internationally instead!” 🌍🍿 *Leaked Developer Quote:* 🗣️💬 “You see, we just found out a lot of people really use Netflix. So, we’re not saying Hulu took an L, but... it’s in the Disney dumpster where all bad ideas hang out.” 🔥💩 As companies turn to *STONKS* 📈, Hulu’s going the way of Blockbuster VHS tapes and MSN Messenger! Yikes! This is fine… right? *Drake meme: No thank you, Hulu!* 🚫💚👑 So buckle up, fam! 🙌✨ My *totally legit* prediction? Disney’s next move is to replace Hulu with an all-new app called *Hula*, which involves dancing while streaming and judging your moves. 🤸‍♀️🕺💃 Let’s make it a thing! Who's down? 😤🔥💰 #HulaApp2024