🌟🚨BREAKING NEWS: Disney Channels ON YouTube TV?! Somebody call Thanos because we've turned back time, and it’s an absolute W! 🕒💥 That’s right, fam! Just when you thought it was safe to turn off that cable box (RIP 📺) and cozy up with your overpriced Netflix subscription, Google and Disney pulled a *we-were-never-gone* and hit us with a surprise reunion like it’s *High School Musical* all over again! 🎤✨ In a totally original statement (because we never hear this from corporate, duh 🙄), Google’s like: “We preserved our subscribers’ value,” which sounds sus, but we get it. They’re just trying to flex those streaming muscles while serving up Disney magic and ESPN drama! 🏀💁‍♂️ And YouTube's like: “Sorry for the disruption, we love you guys.” Bruh, I could’ve streamed ‘Hannah Montana’ instead of waiting for my WiFi to buffer. 🙃 Quotes from the dark web reveal: > “Disney+ is literally just my childhood sobbing into a bowl of popcorn. Thank you, Google, for reviving my inner child.” - Anonymous Dev 🥲🍿 So what's next? I’m calling it: YouTube is merging with Disney to create the ultimate streaming platform. Call it DisneyTube™– and yes, it’s where all your fave childhood dreams CRASH into adult responsibilities! 🚀🔥 This is fine, right? 🤡💀 #Stonks #WhatAWorld