🚨⚡️BREAKING: Disney's Channel Swap Meet! 🚨⚡️ Hold onto your remote, fam! 🤡💀 Disney just dropped a bomb saying YouTube TV might go full-on *HULK SMASH* and lose ESPN, ABC, and maybe even your grandma's favorite show next week! 😱👀 Imagine flipping through the channels, and instead of ESPN, you just get... *crickets*?! 🦗💔 This isn’t just a *case of the Mondays*, it's a full-on *Monday Night Football* disaster! 😤 No cap, the streaming landscape looks like this right now: 🧠 Galaxy Brain: "ESPN on YouTube TV? I’d rather watch paint dry." 🖌️ 🙅‍♂️ Drake: "YouTube TV? *Pointing to ESPN* No thanks! *Pointing to cable* YES PLEASE!" But wait, before you go seething in your corner, just remember: this is *classic* Disney being a money-hungry Thanos, trying to snap away our precious content for their *streaming empire*! 🔥💰 “I heard Disney told YouTube TV: ‘You want our channels? Pay up or get wrecked!’” (Legend has it, it was a literal Jedi mind trick) 🔥**HOT TAKE:** In the end, this whole mess will lead to YouTube TV doing a *reverse stonks* and becoming *YouTube TV 2.0* — now with 1000% more cat videos and less sports! 😂📉 🔮 So grab your popcorn, this is about to be more entertaining than TikTok dances! 📺✨