🎉🦄 BREAKING NEWS! Disney and YouTube TV have *finally* kissed and made up after a two-week-long blackout that was more boring than watching paint dry! 😴💤 In the latest episode of “As the Streaming Wars Turn,” YouTube TV and Disney put their differences aside, bringing back ABC, ESPN, and FX like they’re the Avengers assembling for a big battle (Spoiler: it’s just a bunch of kids watching sports and cartoons) 🗡️⚾️🎈. In this deal hotter than a jalapeño on a summer day 🌶️☀️, YouTube TV gets the new ESPN direct-to-consumer service at NO EXTRA COST! *Cue the shocked Pikachu face* 😱🎮. Has someone been reading too many “How to Lose Money in Streaming” manuals? 💰👀 Rumor has it that a developer at YouTube TV said, "We just wanted to watch Disney princesses without a black screen, fr fr." 😂🤷‍♂️. Meanwhile, the internet reacts like Drake pointing at the stonks 💸📈. But don’t get too cozy, folks; Disney might pull a “This is fine” meme and blackout Hulu next! Keep your tinfoil hats ready! 🔮👽 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll need a flowchart to remember who owns what in this chaotic media landscape. 👁️👁️🔥 Who’s down for a streaming cult? 🤖🚀💀