🎉🚨BREAKING: Disney Just Took a $10 Million L for Putting Kids’ Data in a Disney Vault!💰💀 So, you know those adorable animated videos with the *Not Made For Kids* label? 🤔 Well, apparently Disney thought it was a good idea to toss their "totally safe" cartoons onto YouTube like confetti at a kid’s birthday party while pocketing data like it was stonks season! 📈🎈 💫🦸‍♂️ According to the FTC (who clearly had to step in like the Avengers of Parental Consent), Disney was out here clicking that “default” button like it was a shiny new toy! Meanwhile, thousands of kids' personal data were piling up, just chilling like "This is fine." 🔥🎠 Imagine the Disney devs at their keyboards: “What’s that? Parents *might* not want us collecting their kids’ data? Nah, we’re fine fam! 🤷‍♂️ Can’t wait for the next episode of *The Binge* where we watch our bank accounts grow!” 🔥 Prediction time: Disney is just gonna throw some cute animated TikToks at the problem and pretend it never happened. Next thing you know? An animated series about “data safety” starring the *cast of every Disney movie ever* where they magically avoid getting in trouble. 👀✨ Stay tuned for more chaos, folks! 🚀🤖 #WaltGotFined