"Disney said 'it's not you, it's the TARDIS' 😭💔 Time to seethe, Whovians! #DoctorWho" 🚀💀
🚨👽 BREAKING: Disney just pulled a “We’re breaking up, but we can still be friends” on Doctor Who 😱💔!!! But fr fr, can you believe it? After two juicy seasons with our guy Ncuti Gatwa, Disney’s like “nah, we’re good fam” and bounces from co-producing the timey-wimey goodness! 🕰️💨 BBC’s Lindsay Salt turned into a wholesome meme saying Disney was “terrific” and that they're stoked for the new spinoff titled *The War Between the Land and the Sea*…*insert Eye Roll Emoji* 🥴💧🏴☠️. Like, how many wars do we need? Let’s not act like The Doctor’s gonna disappear, though. No cap, the BBC is still serving up a piping hot Christmas special in 2026 (yes, you heard that right) 🚀🎄!!! So get your TARDIS ready, and prepare those popcorn vibes, because we’re still time traveling, baby! **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Yeah, but did WE ever even need Disney? I mean, we can just regenerate any time we feel like it 😂🧙♂️🤖.” In conclusion: *Doctor Who* is like that friend who keeps ghosting on the Netflix party but still shows up at the Christmas gathering. My hot take? Brace yourselves for an absolutely bonkers crossover with *Star Wars* & *Doctor Who*—the ultimate cringe-fest waiting to happen! 🚀🔥🤣
