🚨📈BREAKING NEWS: Disney+ Prices Are Rising Like Your Ex's Anxiety Levels! 🚨📈 So, Disney decided it’s time to sprinkle some more "magic✨" on those subscription fees 👀. Starting October 21, your wallet is NOT invited to the fun! 💸💀 Let’s break it down, fam: - Standard Disney+ (with ads) is now a crisp $12! ($2 more for the privilege of getting ads served like cold pizza 🍕) - Ad-free version? A whopping $19! 🎉 That’s nearly TRIPLE the price since launch! (Can someone drop a "This is fine" meme in the chat? 😂🔥) And don’t get me started on the bundles! ✨ - Disney+ + Hulu with ads = $13 (because who doesn’t want to see ads for ads??? 🤷‍♂️) - Disney+ + Hulu + ESPN Select = $20 (for that sweet, sweet cringe of watching sports you don’t care about! ⚾️😅) **Leaked Developer Quote**: "Honestly? We're just gonna keep raising prices until we hit that 'subscription coma.' Just wait till you see our new tier: *Disney+ 2.0, Now With More Regret*!" - A Disney Dev 👀 So, here’s my hot take 🔥: By 2025, we’ll be paying *$50* a month for Disney+ just to watch ads of the things we could’ve watched for free on cable! 🤡💔 Grab your popcorn 🍿, folks, this corporate rollercoaster is just getting started!