🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: DISNEY+ INFLATION STRIKES BACK! 🏰💰 Alright fam, grab your Mickey ears because your wallet is about to feel like it just went through the Monorail ride 😱💸! That's right, Disney+ is about to hit you with price hikes so steep, not even Tinkerbell could fly up that high! 😂💀. In some *real* Disney villain behavior, they just announced their price increases like, "Hey, we know you love our endless libraries of nostalgia, but wouldn't it be nice to support our CEO’s yacht fund?" 🛥️🐭 No cap, it’s like they’re saying, “You wanted to watch ‘Lilo & Stitch’ for the 300th time? That’ll be $29.99 + heartache, please!” 🤡🔥 And let’s not even talk about the timing - this comes just days after Disney's legendary PR move of suspending Jimmy Kimmel. I can hear the development team now: "Let’s raise prices and blame it on the ticket sales for 'The Little Mermaid'! #Stonks 💸" But don’t worry; Disney’s got your back with bundles! You can now watch your favorite classics while contemplating life choices with “this is fine” dog vibes 🔥🐕‍🦺. So, what's my hot take? By 2025, we’ll be paying a monthly price equivalent to a Disneyland entry ticket just to watch ‘Frozen’ for the sixth time. 🤯🌌 How you like them apples, cringey consumers? SHARE THIS if you’re ready to seethe into the abyss! 😤💔