🚨📺🔥 DISNEY+ JUST UNLEASHED THE PRICE BOOGIE! 🦁💸 New price hike incoming, fam! Just when you thought Disney+ was chillin' like Thanos with the Infinity Stones, here comes that *cash grab* like: **"WE NEED MORE COINS, PEOPLE!"** 🪙😱 Let’s break it down like a bad dance move at a wedding—almost EVERY tier’s about to hit you harder than a surprise subscription fee. Forget *Mulan*, you’re gonna be saying, “**MYYYY COINNNNS!**” 🤑 Our favorite journalist, Marisa Kabas, dropped the tea so hot it could burn your overpriced popcorn! 🍿🔥 It’s like that one friend who always reminds you that "the price is going UP!", while you’re trying to eat snacks in peace. In a heated developer chat, one dude (let's call him “AngryBob”) was like: “Disney+ wants more $$? Bruh, I can barely afford my avocado toast!" 🥑💔 Meanwhile, the execs are vibing hard in their money jungle, plotting the next price hike like it’s a new Marvel flick. So here’s the *galaxy brain* hot take: Any day now, they’ll rename the service to "Disney+ Bank Heist." 🏦🤪 There’s no *Eternals* sequel that’s gonna save us from this pricing chaos. Get ready to seethe and cope, fam - streaming is the new luxury item! 💀🚀 #SnoozeFestNoMore #StonksAren’tReal Don't sleep on this! Share it and let’s watch the chaos unfold! 💥🤣