🤡🎢 Hold onto your Mickey ears, fam, 'cause Disney just hit us with a price hike faster than you can say “infinite streaming debt.” 💸💥 Like, are we buying a ticket to Disneyland or a stake in the Stonks market?! 🚀📈 No cap, even *Bambi* would be crying real tears over this budget-busting madness. In just one week, Disney managed to make both sides of the political circus cry louder than your toddler at bedtime. 🤷‍♂️ One minute, it's Kimmel roasting MAGA clowns, the next, we're all bamboozled by a price spike on Disney Plus that’s got more backlash than an incel at a dating seminar. 💀🔥 Leaked quote from an imaginary Disney exec: “We thought raising prices would make the magic *more* magical! Turns out, no one wants to pay Cinderella's rent. 🤝👑” Y’all, if you thought Disney was gonna fix this mess, think again. They’re just gonna keep fumbling like a toddler on roller skates. 🎢🤖 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Disney will resort to charging viewers per pixel on their screen! Picture this: “Thanks for watching, here’s your bill for 10 pixels of Moana! 💰💀 Share this chaos, because what’s next? A subscription for viewing ads?! This is FINE. 🚪🔥