🚨🎉💸 BREAKING: Disney just handed the FTC a crisp $10 million in what is basically a corporate allowance for breaking all the rules! 😱👀 That's right, THE MOUSE—🐭 you know, the billion-dollar kingdom of nostalgia—just got slapped with a fine for "unlawful collection" of kids’ data on YouTube! What’s next, a song by the Muppets about data privacy? 🤡🎤💀 💰Disney: "What’s a little data collection among friends?" 🤷‍♂️ FTC: "You mean underage data collection? 🤦‍♂️" Honestly, Disney thought they were just trying to support their anime trading card habit. But now they’re just getting roasted harder than a toddler's grilled cheese on a Sunday morning 😵‍💫🔥 YouTube: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 Also YouTube: *Puts ads on everything including a video of a cat sneezing.* Meanwhile, parents be like: "Kids? Who's gonna stop them from watching unregulated cartoon violence while sipping on that algorithm juice?" 🥤🤖 🌌🌟 **Hot Take:** In 5 years, kids will demand royalties from their parents for every second spent on Disney+—because rights are rights, and Disney ain’t exactly giving those goofballs free reign! Stonks will crash; memes will rise. 🔮Share this madness before it gets deleted! 💥 #DisneyDrama #DataDilemma #ThisIsFine