🔥🎉 *Breaking Meme News: The Disney+, Hulu Fusion we never asked for!* 🍿💀 Listen up, fam! Disney just dropped a bombshell: they're merging Hulu into the Disney+ app like it's a fast-food movie crossover you never knew you wanted! 😱🚀 Say goodbye to app-switching struggles and hello to binge-watching depression all in one place! 🤡👀 Leaked developer quote: "We just want everyone to be so entertained that they forget we have 837 million subscriptions and zero original ideas. 🤷‍♂️💰" Yeah, that’s the spirit, fam! 💪 Get ready for a whole buffet of content – Disney+ content 🌈✨ rooted in nostalgia and Hulu shows that: *AHEM* might just be there to *fr fr* fill the void left by the cancellation of all your favorite shows (RIP, good taste)! 💔🍕 The redesign is set to drop on Google TV and others like it’s a TikTok dance trend. 💃🕺 Just picture it: You're deciding between sweet cartoons and reality TV chaos – truly this is fine. 🔥🔥 So mark your calendars, because at the end of 2024, Disney+ will be the one-stop shop for emotional ambivalence and compulsive streaming… STONKS! 📈🥳 🔥🤖 *Hot take: We will witness the rise of a new streaming overlord in 2025—one that charges by the hour and includes ads for the dark web! Who's ready to be sold like a product?* 🔥💀