🚨💸 Disney Plus is hitting us with ANOTHER price hike like we’re all just living in an episode of “This Is Fine” 🤡🔥. Yes, folks, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we’re about to witness the most dramatic price increase since my gym membership! 😂💔 Sources say the new price updates are *totally* not just a money grab, but part of their master plan to shove nostalgia down our throats while making our wallets cry. You thought you could enjoy streaming The Mandalorian without a side of bankruptcy? 🥴💰 In a leaked conversation, “Bob the Disney Intern” stated: “We just wanted to prepare our fans for some *real* magic... like making your savings disappear! 🤡✨” Meanwhile, Disney executives are cackling like cartoon villains while the stonks 💹 of streaming services go **up**, up, up! Drake is pointing LITERALLY at all of you who still think “bundled plans” aren’t just corporate Yo-Yo tricks. 😤 This is cringe, and the only people happy about it are shareholders— *you know they’re seething with delight!* 🔮 Hot take: In 2025, they’ll launch "Disney Plus Platinum Premium Ultimate" for $100/month, including *exclusive* access to “Disney’s Apology for Ruining Your Wallet” special! You heard it here first, fam! 🤖🚀