🤡💰 BREAKING: Google vs. Disney — The Fight of the Century! 🥊🤖💀 Alright fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 'cause this is about to get messy! Google and Disney are throwing shade like it's an Olympic sport! ☀️🌪️ It’s like watching a drama between two exes fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza 🍕 — and guess what? We’re all still starving! 🤯 So, Google’s like, “Yo, Disney wants us to raise prices so our customers can suffer 😤.” Meanwhile, Disney's throwing it back with, "Nah, Google just wants to keep all the stonks 💸💸 without giving us a fair deal!" 🔥 It's like the ultimate game of hot potato! 🥔🔥 💔 Consumers? We're like that sad doge meme 🐶, just looking at these billionaires throwing cash around while we try to figure out if we can afford ramen next week! 🔥 **Developer quote leak:** “Honestly, we just wanted to throw a few TikTok ads and call it a day.” No cap, that’s probably what they’re thinking! 🌌 HOT TAKE: In three months, we’ll see a collab where Google launches a Disney+ subscription at $50 a month and calls it “A Magical Experience” — and y’all will eat it up! 🍽️🚀 Stay woke, and remember: this is fine... for them, not us! 🤡💔 Share if you also think this is wildly cringe!