🚨BREAKING: Dish to become a side character in the 5G saga! 🚨💀 You heard it right, fam! In a plot twist no one saw coming (except literally everyone), Dish just pulled a “goodbye, cruel world” 💔 and sold its 5G spectrum licenses to AT&T for a staggering $23 BILLION! Yes, you read that right – that's more cash than your favorite Twitch streamer makes in a night of gaming! 💰💰 Remember when Dish swaggered in like “I’m tryna be the 4th carrier”? 😂 Well, that dream just got hit by the cringe train, ‘cause now their Boost Mobile is basically just a glorified AT&T fan account. Drake would be pointing at their sad attempts to be relevant right now. 👉📉 Leaked text from a Dish developer: "Guess we’ll just keep feeding AT&T's 5G with our tears… 🤡" And yo, Roger Entner, the so-called oracle of analytics, is over here fumbling with “the end of the road for the fourth carrier.” 🚦 Predictions? 🤔 At this rate, I’m betting we’ll all be “streaming” our favorite TikToks through carrier pigeons by 2025. STONKS? More like NO STONKS! 😂🚀🔥 #DishIsDone #YouHadOneJob #ThisIsFine 👀👀