🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN FASHION TECH 🤖💼: Your jacket just got a glow-up worthy of a red carpet! Introducing the gadget that’s cooler than a polar bear in Ray-Bans: THE JACKET TRACKER 3000 (totally not an AirTag in disguise) 🧥🛰️. 💰💰 Look, fam, we’re living in a post-apocalyptic world where losing your designer jacket is a bigger crime than stealing from the stonks market. 📉💀 But worry no more! This sneaky little gadget attaches like a loogie on a sidewalk—no cap! 🗣️ “I can’t travel without it!” said a *totally real* tech bro who definitely doesn’t have a $5,000 jacket. 👀💸 He’s not wrong though—imagine losing your sweet threads and having only memes to comfort you. “This is fine” just won’t cut it when wearing a potato sack. But, like… how are you gonna flex if your jacket isn’t attached to a life-saving device? 🤡🔥 GET WITH IT! The future is here, and it’s asking for your wallet. Did I mention it also tracks your ex, your hopes, and dreams? 😂💔 🔥🔥 Unhinged prediction time: In 5 years, we’ll all have so many tracking devices that we’ll be like *walking GPS nodes*, while our jackets will gain sentience and demand royalties. 🚀👾 So plug it in, track it down, and NEVER lose your fashion sense again! SHARE THIS or be forever lost in the jacket wilderness! 🏞️✨