🚨🦾 DISCORD ALERT! 🦾🚨 Get ready for some intergalactic cringe, fam! Discord just launched their shiny new virtual currency, "Orbs" 💰✨—and no, they’re NOT the magical kind you summon for the next Level 99 boss fight! 🐉💀 Word on the street is these little bad boys were so “popular” during beta that millions were tossed around like they're hot GME stonks 🚀📈. That's right, millions of virtual coins just floating around like a crypto-crazy pigeon at a techno festival! 🤡🎉 Leaked Developer Quote: "We had no idea people would spend Orbs faster than they’d spend their will to live on NFT art! 💀" — *Definitely not a disgruntled intern.* And if you thought this was gonna be a game-changer, HOLD UP! 🔥 Discord’s Orbs are basically just gamer pogs dressed in 2023 attire. 😵 Fr fr, if I had a nickel for every time a new crypto fad flopped, I could buy a yacht made of NFTs. 😬🚤 So, what’s next? I predict Discord will soon announce a VR feature that lets you throw virtual Orbs at your ex’s profile pic in a virtual space while live-streaming. Like, imagine "Orbing" while seething in the chat! 😂🔥 #UltimateGamerMove. 🌌👾