🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Discord is throwing virtual Orbs like it’s New Year’s Eve and you’re the only one who showed up! 🎉💰💸 That’s right, folks! Orbs are NOW rolling out to EVERYONE. You know the classic “chaotic good” vibe of Discord? Now they’re letting you EARN your way to the ultimate profile drip by watching ads! Yes, you heard me, watch ads and get paid in digital Orbs! 🎈👀 This is the future they promised us, right? Stonks going UP! 📈💎 Imagine the scene: you chilling in your neon-drenched Discord server, and BOOM 💣, you’re showered in Orbs just for peeping that one game that NO ONE plays. “Oh look, here’s some exclusive badges, and those profile decorations you totally need to flex on your friends!” 🦸‍♂️👾 “We exchanged your dignity for Orbs,” said every developer in a very real conversation. But fr fr, if you see someone grinding for Orbs, it’s just them coping with the fact that Discord is about to be the new Wild West of cringe! 🤡🔥😂 **Hot take alert**: In 2024, Discord will become sentient and demand its own Orbs in a negotiation for our gameplay sanity. So be ready to negotiate your digital soul, gamers! 👽✨ #OrbLife #ChaseTheDrip