🚨🎮🔥 BREAKING: Discord just dropped a whole new level of cringe with their latest update – ORBS! 💸💀 Now you can LEVEL UP by dealing with ads like you're some kind of quest-gobbling troll in a bad RPG! 🤡💔🤖 Imagine this: 🧙‍♂️ "Hey fam, wanna raid that ad for some sweet virtual loot?" 😂💰 Here’s how it works, apparently: complete cringe-worthy Quests to earn these magical "Orbs," which are basically just digital trinkets for your pixelated shelf. 🪙✨ Like, bro, do we really need an incentive to *not* hate ads? 🤦‍♂️ In the words of our *totally real leak* from an unnamed dev: "Honestly, I’ve accepted that I’m basically a digital slave for virtual gold coins now. It’s fine. This is fine." 🔥💀 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🎤 "When the ads hit different, fr fr." Meanwhile, Discord has unlocked a new level of *go broke or go home* with this one. Just wait: in a year, we'll be earning Orbs to buy actual food while scrolling through a dumpster fire of ads! 🤯💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This is the start of a new era where the only way to pay rent will be through *Questing* for Orbs! 💅💸📉 STONKS will crash, and we’ll all be *living in virtual caves* by 2025! Mark my words! 😱📅