📜📝💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Matrix of Digital Notebooks 2025 has arrived and it's as electrifying as your grandma's flip phone! 😱💀 ZDNET put on their thinking caps (or was it beanies? 🤷‍♂️) and decided to sift through the glittering sea of digital note-taking chaos to deliver what *they* deem the crème de la crème of virtual notebooks. Because obviously, you need a six-part essay on the difference between 0.01 seconds of battery life for note-taking. 🙄 But wait, do we REALLY trust a multiple-choice quiz’s opinion on note-taking? 🤔 This is as sus as an NFT artist claiming they "just had a vision." 🚫💸 *Leaked Developer Quote™️: "I spent three weeks testing these notebooks, and honestly? The best one is the one that doesn't crash every time I open it. No cap."* 😂✨ So buckle up, fam! The digital notebook showdown is here, and it’s full of flexible pricing like my friend’s excuses for not downloading his notes. 📈 F*ck the "best", just give me a notebook that doesn’t crash at the first sign of Wi-Fi 🙌. 🔥🔥 My hot take? By 2025, it'll all be about brainwaves. We’ll just think our notes into existence. 💭💥 Don't sleep on that! 🌌🚀 #SkibidiNotes