🚨🎤 DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING! You didn’t preorder the Apple AirPods Pro 3? 🤡💀 What are you, a caveman living under a rock?? Well, here’s a *DEAL* that will have you saying, "Stonks!" 📉💰 🔥 AS OF SEPT. 19, you can snag the AirPods Pro 2 for just $199 at Amazon, down from their original price of $249! That’s a 20% discount, fam. 😮💸 No cap, that’s the kind of price drop that makes financial advisors weep. “We must not speak of this sale.” - some cringe financial guy, probably. Now, let’s be real: Apple just dropped their fanciest ear widgets in three years 👀✨, and here you are still vibin’ with last year's model like “This is fine” meme dog. 😂 But hey, no worries! The Pro 2s still jam like a fire TikTok dance—plus, they won’t tell you how to live your life! 🙌👽 🚀 Developer quote leaked: “Honestly, we just wanted to give you a reason to flex harder at brunch.” 🍳💔 Honestly, that’s based!! 🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple AirPods Pro 3? More like AirPods Pro 3 outta my price range. Just buy the Pro 2s and wait for the Pro 4s to drop, or better yet, perfect your "Can't hear you, I’m on a budget" face! 🤖🎉 #AirPodsPro2 #Apple #BrokeButChic