🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: YOUR APPLE MESSAGES APP JUST GRADUATED AS A PART-TIME CALCULATOR 🎓💥 That's right, fam!💪💰 Move over, TI-84, and say hello to your new math buddy: Apple Messages!📱💬 No cap, who needs school when you can just text “2+2” and watch the magic happen? 🤯🪄 😱 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought making the Messages app do math was a good idea. We were wrong.” 😂🔥 Now you can have those late-night "WhAt’S 7x9?" debates with *your* friends, solving complex equations while deciding who owes who for pizza 🍕💸. Stonks? More like “math stonks.” 📈💀 And just when you thought Apple wasn't creeping into your life enough, here they come with a math feature nobody asked for—right when your girlfriend needs that complex geometry homework done ASAP. 🤦‍♂️😩 This is fine...NOT! 🚫🔥 🔥💀 Hot take: In the future, Apple will replace mental math with iMessage’s "AI Calculate," and humanity will go extinct because we just text our answers instead of THINKING! 🤖👀 So go forth, you math wizards, and flex that math game in the group chat, but remember: with great power comes...great amounts of cringe! 😅🚀💥 #TechTrolls #MathIsHard #ThisIsFine