🔥💥 BREAKING: *Virtual Ovens* Are Now the New Microwave Terrors 😱🤖 Yo fam, have you ever left your house and thought: “Did I just leave my virtual oven on?” Like, who could have guessed your kitchen would turn into a techno horror show? 👀🤡 According to cutting-edge studies (aka the neighbor's TikTok), people are now opening their doors like it’s the final scene of a horror movie! 😂💀 "Just check the oven...again. And AGAIN. And let me do a Google search on ‘risky virtual oven habits’…" *Leaked Developer Quotes*: 👨‍💻 "Bro, we thought VR would make life easier, not turn our houses into a digital inferno!" – Anonymous Dev Who Definitely Works at a Fired Oven Company 🔥 Meanwhile, your oven’s out here playing *Russian Roulette* with your safety 😂💰, and we’re just trying to make bread, not lose our limbs!!! 🤦‍♂️ 👀 So, let's be real: Who's ready for a *glass dome modernist panic* where we're all just watching our virtual appliances like they're next season's TikTok stars? 🚀 🌌 Prediction: In the year 2030, the *Oven Safety Tracking App* will have $1 billion in funding while we all huddle around our *not-so-virtual* furnaces, reminiscing about the days when fires were just a thing we edited out of cooking shows. Stonks! 📈🔥 #CookingDisasters #TechTurnedCringe